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That’s why some iteration of the butter board has existed on the menus of many fancy restaurants for many years, it’s just taken a TikTok for home cooks to notice. But it’s quicker and much cheaper than reconstructing the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel out of coppa. The butter board fulfils the same need as a charcuterie board: it’s an appetiser that requires no cooking looks expensive and photogenic and can be served with a sliced baguette. OK, no meat, that makes sense, but why do this instead of just eating bread and butter in the ordinary way? Given that last Christmas Martha Stewart Living suggested people might like to attempt constructing tiled roofs out of salami, she might be right. Precious as a plate of high-end butter studded with nasturtiums and drizzled with honey may appear, Doiron has posited it as a less fussy alternative to the charcuterie extended universe. We use Google reCaptcha to protect our website and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply. For more information see our Privacy Policy. Privacy Notice: Newsletters may contain info about charities, online ads, and content funded by outside parties. It’s the thing Australians think of when we think of charcuterie: smoked and cured meats. While charcuterie has lately been used as a catchall for most non-bouquet forms of edible arrangement (nightmarish charcuterie chalets grazing tables stretching right to the horizon), they do tend to share a common element. Is this not just another kind of not-really-charcuterie board? Wait, how is it replacing charcuterie, in the American sense of the word? They seem to use it as a synonym for anything from a share plate to some kind of horn of plenty buffet table. Sign up for the fun stuff with our rundown of must-reads, pop culture and tips for the weekend, every Saturday morning (But don’t do this in front of an actual French person, they would probably rather you use the knife.)

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You can either scoop some of it up with a knife and smear it on your bread like a sad loser, or you can just dredge your baguette slice – or radish – right through the artful arrangement like an elegant free spirit, sipping natural wine at a Michi-starred neo-bistro in the French countryside. If you want to destroy one of these picture-perfect creations by putting it in your mouth, you’ve got two options.

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